Still lie the remains of a forgotten life. The old life. The nomad life. The glory of the Bedouins. The glory of the old times. The inventiveness; the creativity, the intelligence, the open mindedness, the poetry, the culture, the music... what Arabs were.
What have modern Arabs done? Invent the zero. That's how lazy we have become throughout the course of time. We are pretty much worthless these days. Oh well.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Sad. So very very sad.
As you all know, school is starting.
But, with a twist.
High school: October 4
Middle school: October 11
The one with those screaming little kids: October 18
The one with those advanced kids with higher screaming volume and more power to make you go insane: November 1
But why? Why the heck am I going on October 4? I thought age mattered, not school grade level.
If they (knew) that it depended on age, I would be going on October 11.
But, it wouldn't make sense, because reliable sources, such as the WHO, say that only children under 6 should come to school late IF(IF), the school decides to postpone the school dates.
I don't get this. I'm just jealous that my siblings go on the 18th.
2 weeks of extra glory.
Why? Why...
But, with a twist.
High school: October 4
Middle school: October 11
The one with those screaming little kids: October 18
The one with those advanced kids with higher screaming volume and more power to make you go insane: November 1
But why? Why the heck am I going on October 4? I thought age mattered, not school grade level.
If they (knew) that it depended on age, I would be going on October 11.
But, it wouldn't make sense, because reliable sources, such as the WHO, say that only children under 6 should come to school late IF(IF), the school decides to postpone the school dates.
I don't get this. I'm just jealous that my siblings go on the 18th.
2 weeks of extra glory.
Why? Why...
Saturday, September 26, 2009
OH NO THEY DIDN'T.
Swine flu. That is the dumbest thing I have EVER heard.
Why the heck is it called swine flu? Only humans catch it.
Once upon a time in Bahrain, the MPs had a new threat:
MP1: Oh hoo. There is broplem!
MP2: Shinu hee?(What is it?)
MP3: *Snore*
MP1: Influenza il khanazir!(Swine influenza!)
MP4: Thob and gitra bas, shino hada?(Thob and gitra only, what the heck is this?)
MP2: Khala nurakiz 3ala mushkilat ukhra.(Let us focus on another problem.)
4 weeks later, MP4 strangely missing, people suspect assassination due to disrespect of Thob.
MP1: Oh hoo. We have to deal with that broplem!
MP2: Khala il thalith ya'khud al masooliya.(Let the third one take the responsibility.)
MP1: What about the one specially designed to deal with these problems?
MP2: Khala iwali.(Phrase used by lazy Bahrainis, A.K.A. most of them, because they are too lazy to do something)
MP5: *Runs out crying because they removed his position*
MP3: *Wakes up*
MP1 and 2: o_O
MP3: I have a great sketch of this plan!
MP3: http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m318/mohammedadelsabba/?action=view¤t=SwineFlu2.png
MP1: Why not use MP5's? http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m318/mohammedadelsabba/?action=view¤t=SwineFlu1.png
MP1: Yours is kind of dumb...
MP3: I will be putting on my gas mask...
*Room fills with deadly sarin gas*
MP1 and 2: NOOOO!!!!
And that is how it happened.
See, no more confusion about why healthy schools are closed, why schools with the diseased are open, because the answer is right above you.
Why the heck is it called swine flu? Only humans catch it.
Once upon a time in Bahrain, the MPs had a new threat:
MP1: Oh hoo. There is broplem!
MP2: Shinu hee?(What is it?)
MP3: *Snore*
MP1: Influenza il khanazir!(Swine influenza!)
MP4: Thob and gitra bas, shino hada?(Thob and gitra only, what the heck is this?)
MP2: Khala nurakiz 3ala mushkilat ukhra.(Let us focus on another problem.)
4 weeks later, MP4 strangely missing, people suspect assassination due to disrespect of Thob.
MP1: Oh hoo. We have to deal with that broplem!
MP2: Khala il thalith ya'khud al masooliya.(Let the third one take the responsibility.)
MP1: What about the one specially designed to deal with these problems?
MP2: Khala iwali.(Phrase used by lazy Bahrainis, A.K.A. most of them, because they are too lazy to do something)
MP5: *Runs out crying because they removed his position*
MP3: *Wakes up*
MP1 and 2: o_O
MP3: I have a great sketch of this plan!
MP3: http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m318/mohammedadelsabba/?action=view¤t=SwineFlu2.png
MP1: Why not use MP5's? http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m318/mohammedadelsabba/?action=view¤t=SwineFlu1.png
MP1: Yours is kind of dumb...
MP3: I will be putting on my gas mask...
*Room fills with deadly sarin gas*
MP1 and 2: NOOOO!!!!
And that is how it happened.
See, no more confusion about why healthy schools are closed, why schools with the diseased are open, because the answer is right above you.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Philosophical babble on human error.
So, a disgusting person made an article called "1001 ways to torture a cat." I made a massive reply.
But he will probably never approve the comment. So I made this comment- uhh... novel, on human error.
It all started when he listed disgusting methods(microwaving cats to death), leading me to have a mental uproar.
"This is sick. It is perfectly normal to hate cats.
You have a right to.
But what kind of psychotic person would do this? Inhumane acts of torture to induce pain.
Worse yet, there are people who find humor from this...
What species... WHAT SPECIES ENJOYS TORTURING LIVING THINGS OTHER THAN THE DISGUSTING HOMO SAPIENS? Do wolves or panthers enjoy killing their prey? NO! They do it for survival! Humans on the other hand... I just don't believe us people. Even pet owners who have owned mammals should understand other animals. Humans are mammals. Mammals have feelings! This isn't a fish, insect or bacterial fungi, THIS CAT/DOG/WOLF/TIGER IS FROM THE SAME ANIMAL CLASS AS YOU!
Human error. No living thing on the planet fights wars, commits inhumane atrocities, spends billions on weapons meant to "humanely" kill other humans, other than your own homo sapiens.
Why are we humans so evil?
From the moment we exit our mothers' vaginas we have the potential to either be great sinners or great men/women. By sinners I don't mean in religion. I mean sinners of the human sense. The human conscience that has deteriorated in most of us.
Why spread the human error to ones other than us?
I'm off to write a philosophy book.
I disapprove."
But he will probably never approve the comment. So I made this comment- uhh... novel, on human error.
It all started when he listed disgusting methods(microwaving cats to death), leading me to have a mental uproar.
"This is sick. It is perfectly normal to hate cats.
You have a right to.
But what kind of psychotic person would do this? Inhumane acts of torture to induce pain.
Worse yet, there are people who find humor from this...
What species... WHAT SPECIES ENJOYS TORTURING LIVING THINGS OTHER THAN THE DISGUSTING HOMO SAPIENS? Do wolves or panthers enjoy killing their prey? NO! They do it for survival! Humans on the other hand... I just don't believe us people. Even pet owners who have owned mammals should understand other animals. Humans are mammals. Mammals have feelings! This isn't a fish, insect or bacterial fungi, THIS CAT/DOG/WOLF/TIGER IS FROM THE SAME ANIMAL CLASS AS YOU!
Human error. No living thing on the planet fights wars, commits inhumane atrocities, spends billions on weapons meant to "humanely" kill other humans, other than your own homo sapiens.
Why are we humans so evil?
From the moment we exit our mothers' vaginas we have the potential to either be great sinners or great men/women. By sinners I don't mean in religion. I mean sinners of the human sense. The human conscience that has deteriorated in most of us.
Why spread the human error to ones other than us?
I'm off to write a philosophy book.
I disapprove."
Friday, July 31, 2009
Longest phone call ever.
Today, me and my respected friend talked for a total of 1 hour and 50 seconds. We were just talking about everything in our lives and we realized that we were talking for 50 minutes. We were astonished on how the heck we talked for that long. So, we decided to talk even more. We finally hit the marker of 1 hour and 50 seconds. Sadly, I was disappointed. the phone was like 59:59 and instead of hitting 60 reset to zero. Whatever happened, Batelco is on my ass now. They're probably going to make me pay trillions of dinars.
Metal Gear Solid 4 review
How should I start this? I am just too filled with awe to start reviewing this game. I think MGS1 is the best, MGS3 was near the best, and MGS2 was ridiculously messed up, but was still good. MGS4 is not mentioned. I believe it is in a league of its own. A certain league of awesome. Where should I start?
GAMU PLAYUZAR:
Haha! Totally got you, I won't write in wannabe Japanese writing. But seriously,
Gameplay:
I think gameplay is a very great awesome aspect of this game. To be frank, it is just awesome. From the heated stress of a stray mortar explosion missing you by inches to slowly stalking a building infested with mines to avoiding contact with a very heavy ring of patrolling troops to a Stryker chase to running away from Gekkos destroying a marketplace to following a resistance member secretly to a bike chase to- you get the idea about the thrilling moments.
But what also made this game are the choices. You could sneak to the destination like nobody's business, ala the previous MGS games. You could take a hiding place and make your trusty Mk.II stun everyone silently. You could open your heart to the rebels and take out the PMC troopers. Or, you could completely join the battle with the rebels. If you're a real ass, you could just kill everyone, but beware, no man has done this alive on the harder difficulties. But, pussies who play on Liquid Easy do this all the time.
Graphics:
The graphics for this game are truly phenomenal. Infact, I wasn't really viewing MGS4 as a game, I was viewing it as a blu-ray HD movie because the graphics are so fucking premium. No other game has given me as much visual pleasure as this one.
You must see to believe. This is one of those games that just speak for themselves. The graphics are too hard to describe. Shall I say, too awesome.
Story:
Spoilers!!
The story is what makes this game come alive. It is basically one of the best stories in the whole history of gaming. At first when I played this game I was excited. I was extremely hyped at the "War has changed" new theme. However I was disappointed. It was like this game has turned into an FPS. However, as you got your gear and Mk. II, the game went uphill. The rebel friendliness thing made the game even more uphill. The Drebin Points system was awesome. With the Meryl/Johnny reunion and FROGS fight, the developers just reached the limit of awesome. It just kept getting better. The Beauty and the Beast debut was just awesome.
GAMU PLAYUZAR:
Haha! Totally got you, I won't write in wannabe Japanese writing. But seriously,
Gameplay:
I think gameplay is a very great awesome aspect of this game. To be frank, it is just awesome. From the heated stress of a stray mortar explosion missing you by inches to slowly stalking a building infested with mines to avoiding contact with a very heavy ring of patrolling troops to a Stryker chase to running away from Gekkos destroying a marketplace to following a resistance member secretly to a bike chase to- you get the idea about the thrilling moments.
But what also made this game are the choices. You could sneak to the destination like nobody's business, ala the previous MGS games. You could take a hiding place and make your trusty Mk.II stun everyone silently. You could open your heart to the rebels and take out the PMC troopers. Or, you could completely join the battle with the rebels. If you're a real ass, you could just kill everyone, but beware, no man has done this alive on the harder difficulties. But, pussies who play on Liquid Easy do this all the time.
Graphics:
The graphics for this game are truly phenomenal. Infact, I wasn't really viewing MGS4 as a game, I was viewing it as a blu-ray HD movie because the graphics are so fucking premium. No other game has given me as much visual pleasure as this one.
You must see to believe. This is one of those games that just speak for themselves. The graphics are too hard to describe. Shall I say, too awesome.
Story:
Spoilers!!
The story is what makes this game come alive. It is basically one of the best stories in the whole history of gaming. At first when I played this game I was excited. I was extremely hyped at the "War has changed" new theme. However I was disappointed. It was like this game has turned into an FPS. However, as you got your gear and Mk. II, the game went uphill. The rebel friendliness thing made the game even more uphill. The Drebin Points system was awesome. With the Meryl/Johnny reunion and FROGS fight, the developers just reached the limit of awesome. It just kept getting better. The Beauty and the Beast debut was just awesome.
Fecking House of Uniform.
House of Uniform. The only damn place in all of Bahrain where you can actually get school uniforms. We went in mid-July. That is considered very early. We escaped from the late August rush(Dozens of people cramped in the store, waiting to get their uniforms) to get our uniforms. Guess friggin what? "Uniforms will be ready at 2- September." I don't mean second of September. I mean in the 20th days. Apparently, it gets more and more late each time you check on the timing. The latest timing, I believe, is 28th of September. School starts at 13th of September.
Problem number one: our schools are MERCILESSLY strict about these uniform regulations. There is not one bit of mercy in their hearts. If any uniform enforcer of the school saw me writing about this, they would probably get me suspended(AGAIN) rather than use the magical solution: MERCY. Mercy comes in 120mg tablets, however, it has been cut off from Bahrain's schools. That is why the "Enforcers" of our schools call our parents to take us home when we wear the wrong uniform. Even if it has the school logo on it, forgetting to wear the wrong uniform can get you in serious trouble. And if your parents don't pick you up, you could be sitting on your ass for hours until school time finishes, or, you could actually be sent back to class if you're lucky.
I don't know who to blame. House of (fecking) Uniform for being so late or our schools for being ultra strict. I choose not to blame my school, thanks to an earlier happening, but, I kid you not, if I was never punished, I would probably be unleashing the flames of anger from my heart now. What you see now is limited opinion. The Enforcers are watching me.
Problem number one: our schools are MERCILESSLY strict about these uniform regulations. There is not one bit of mercy in their hearts. If any uniform enforcer of the school saw me writing about this, they would probably get me suspended(AGAIN) rather than use the magical solution: MERCY. Mercy comes in 120mg tablets, however, it has been cut off from Bahrain's schools. That is why the "Enforcers" of our schools call our parents to take us home when we wear the wrong uniform. Even if it has the school logo on it, forgetting to wear the wrong uniform can get you in serious trouble. And if your parents don't pick you up, you could be sitting on your ass for hours until school time finishes, or, you could actually be sent back to class if you're lucky.
I don't know who to blame. House of (fecking) Uniform for being so late or our schools for being ultra strict. I choose not to blame my school, thanks to an earlier happening, but, I kid you not, if I was never punished, I would probably be unleashing the flames of anger from my heart now. What you see now is limited opinion. The Enforcers are watching me.
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