OH NO THEY DIDN'T.

Swine flu. That is the dumbest thing I have EVER heard.
Why the heck is it called swine flu? Only humans catch it.

Once upon a time in Bahrain, the MPs had a new threat:
MP1: Oh hoo. There is broplem!
MP2: Shinu hee?(What is it?)
MP3: *Snore*
MP1: Influenza il khanazir!(Swine influenza!)
MP4: Thob and gitra bas, shino hada?(Thob and gitra only, what the heck is this?)
MP2: Khala nurakiz 3ala mushkilat ukhra.(Let us focus on another problem.)
4 weeks later, MP4 strangely missing, people suspect assassination due to disrespect of Thob.
MP1: Oh hoo. We have to deal with that broplem!
MP2: Khala il thalith ya'khud al masooliya.(Let the third one take the responsibility.)
MP1: What about the one specially designed to deal with these problems?
MP2: Khala iwali.(Phrase used by lazy Bahrainis, A.K.A. most of them, because they are too lazy to do something)
MP5: *Runs out crying because they removed his position*
MP3: *Wakes up*
MP1 and 2: o_O
MP3: I have a great sketch of this plan!
MP3: http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m318/mohammedadelsabba/?action=view&current=SwineFlu2.png
MP1: Why not use MP5's? http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m318/mohammedadelsabba/?action=view&current=SwineFlu1.png
MP1: Yours is kind of dumb...
MP3: I will be putting on my gas mask...
*Room fills with deadly sarin gas*
MP1 and 2: NOOOO!!!! 
And that is how it happened.
See, no more confusion about why healthy schools are closed, why schools with the diseased are open, because the answer is right above you.