Sad. So very very sad.

As you all know, school is starting.
But, with a twist.

High school: October 4
Middle school: October 11
The one with those screaming little kids: October 18
The one with those advanced kids with higher screaming volume and more power to make you go insane: November 1

But why? Why the heck am I going on October 4? I thought age mattered, not school grade level.
If they (knew) that it depended on age, I would be going on October 11.
But, it wouldn't make sense, because reliable sources, such as the WHO, say that only children under 6 should come to school late IF(IF), the school decides to postpone the school dates.
I don't get this. I'm just jealous that my siblings go on the 18th.
2 weeks of extra glory.
Why? Why...